the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i out mim tonsoeep
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