The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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