I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I understand Curling. That high.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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