Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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