Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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