My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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