So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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