My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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