Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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