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that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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