we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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