So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
