Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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