He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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