I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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