thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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