K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Dicks are not precious.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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