dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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