No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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