I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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