just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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