he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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