Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
