i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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