Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
