How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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