No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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