we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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