THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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