She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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