butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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