i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
There's even glitter on my cock...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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