I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
