just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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