Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
