I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
