I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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