you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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