Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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