i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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