That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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