I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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