Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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