Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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