i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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