So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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