North Korea, Best Korea!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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