Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I wear drunk well.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Randomize
