Whod you bang
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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