Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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