Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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