Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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