you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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