Tell her she can't have a vagina
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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