i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
